Who buys 100 cantelopes????

I am a service clerk (commonly refeered to as bag bitch, just fyi) and on sunday when i worked this guy comes in and buys 100 cantelopes cause they are on sale for 99 cents each. Customer service called me over to help this guy take out 100 cantelopes. So i look at the time and i am supposed to be on my break in five mins, but i can't jsut leave the customer. So i stay and the guy makes me help him pick out cantelopes. This was very stressful seeing as i didn't know what kinda cantelopes they wanted. Did they want hard, squishy, soft?? like WTF??? Anyways we started to load them up on the cart, but then he's like "yo do you have a box?" and i was all like "umm yeah, we probs have some in the back, i will go check" So i go check for boxes and i find some in produce, im not quite sure if i should just take them or not but i do. I bring the guy his boxes, and he looks at one and says there is a hole at the bottom   i need you to find me some tape. I was like dude we don't have tape. He jsut put another box underneath, then the boxes with 20 cantelopes were on the floor and i had to lift them, which BTW nearly killed me, Like probs about 100 pounds of cantelopes right there..No big deal

After i finally loaded the cantelopes into the truck i went for my break. I was about 15 mins late, Anyways my point in this story is that my job can be quite interestting and who the shizz buys 100 cantelopes??? I really shoulda asked what he was gonna use them for!!! =/

Seven things

This is a spoof of miley cyrus' 7 Things that i wrote back in the dayy!!

the "7 things i hate about Miley"

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I think your so stupid
When I think about the crappy
songs you write and sing

It was awesome before you were famous
It's possible for me not to care
And now we're standing in the rain
But nothin's ever gonna change until you've realized your lame

The 7 things I hate about Miley
The 7 things I hate about miley oh miley.
You're show, you're face, you're uglyness
You disgust me, you sing really bad
You make me hurl, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy Hannah or Miley?
Your mind is messed up
And when you act like yourself, just know it hurts
all the people put there who hate your music
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do
You make me hate you

BABIES!!!

This morning when i got to school i had to go to the washroom (won't go into details there) but the bathrooms downstairs are closed in, so no one can see in or anything. Well as soon as i walked in it smelled like iilegal substances haha, someone had been smoking up in the girls washroom!! Man they have some balls, like who does that? wow some people i'm not even sure about....

I went to the new mall that added a bunch of new stores, it was dece but not extremely awesome. I found a nice sweater and some sweats, but other then that nothing too great. It was an enjoyable time. Then i got home and was all in the mood to partty, but no one else could so i hung out with My friend and helped babysit her sisters baby. I held this baby for 2 hours straight and she was the cutest thing ever. She is almost a month old and so cute. This got me thinking. Its so hard to imagine my. self as oncce being that small, like its crazy. She ended up falling asleep, and she smiled in her sleep. I wondered what she was dreaming about, Its so interesting to see the looks on baby's faces. Sometimes i wish i remebered what i thought about back then...but i guess i will never know =(

I really wanna baby, not riight now still waaay tooo young, but i am defs popping out 2 of those suckers one dayy!!!

Thug Lyfe

Today in religion our teacher was talking about how kids today think they are "thug", and then proceeded to show us a video of a rapping priest, (i found it kinda weird for a religion topic). I thought this was pretty funny, as i consider myself to be pretty thug. To prove that imma straight up gangster, i wrote thug lyfe on my hands, if that doesn't get the point across then i dunno what will. Its hard to be thug, it doesn;t take practice you just gotta be born with it. For all those people who wish to be gangst, here are some words/phrases that will make you a straight up g:

Aiight-Alright
Yeeeo-Hey
Reppin-Representing
Stoked-Excited
Sick-Cool
Hustlin'-Stealing
Trippin- Acting stupid
Fo shiz- For real 
Off the Hook-Fun
Izzle-Not really a word but u can add it to any word/letter and it sounds like a cool gangsterr name
Gangst/G-Gangster
Shiieeet-Cause you know we are too cool to say "shit"
Whack-lame, not cool
Kick it/Chiil-Hang out
Homeskillet/Homie/Peeps/Crew-Friends
Legit-Legitimate
Imma-Im gonna


These are just a few of many thug terms.

Anyways Imma bounce (that means leave; also commonly referred to as pceing it)

Lates

Yeeeo!

Yeeeeooo!!!! Aiight this is my first ever blog post so take it easy on me!